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The New Face of Louis VuittonYesterday

Madonna is the brand "new" face of luxury label Louis Vuitton and we have a couple of exclusive pictures from her first campaign. Lookin' good Madge!

Hayden's Haberdashery - Follow-upYesterday

WOW! Our original Hayden's Haberdashery post from this past Monday has been blowing up with reader comments so we sent our News Room Chief Mark back by to check and see what the hell is going on with the place. Here's what he returned with....

It looks like someone has covered up all of the windows with blue paper to keep us onlookers from peering in and gossiping about the obviously doomed fate of the clothier.

Shirley's BentleyYesterday

Shirley Green (Stinky Boo Boo) was spotted just moments ago by staff member Joe(y) tooling around in her....wait for it....2009 Murdered Out BENTLEY!!! Just as we predicted earlier this morning. Bumming is quite lucrative. Notice that even as she's driving her luxury vehicle she still has her hand out for some change, such a workaholic.

Separated at BirthYesterday

John Travolta is sporting a new streamlined look for one of his upcoming movies and Robyn couldn't help but notice that he bears a striking resemblance to our friend Tony that works at the European Street Cafe on Beach Boulevard. LOOK!

GayYesterday

Certainly the majority of our readers have read Homers The Iliad in high school or at some other point in their life. So, assuming that you have all read the book, we are sure you remember the homo-erotic subplot between Achilles and Patroclus right? Check out this stop-motion retelling of the love story.